Hinglish as she is spoke
The other day our Home Minister was giving an intrview in a TV Channel on the steps he has initited in Delhi to bring Covid 19 under control. The anchor asked "Can any body go to any hospital in Delhi to get the Crona TEST done?". The Minister said" Yes anybody can TASTE."
Likewise online orders and payments are OWNLINE and when some
News readers in TV Channels say a notoarious thief has been RESTED , dont jump into thinking that he has ben given well desrved rest for all his nocturnal labours but jost only ARRESTED.
Another pitfall for many is the cofusion between INCIDENTS and INCIDENCES so much so that when the news of INCIDENCES of police highhandedness is read what is meant are INCIDENTS
In Panjab , the first syllable is usually contracted when speaking in any language. As a result MARUTHI becomes MRUTHI , KAROL BAGH as ROLBAGH and KAILASH as KLASH. A LAWYER is a LIER. as many would say. It is Coronoa Virus these days and LOCK DOWN is LOK DOWN , perhaps aptly since people (LOK) are indeed down in spirit
The other day our Home Minister was giving an intrview in a TV Channel on the steps he has initited in Delhi to bring Covid 19 under control. The anchor asked "Can any body go to any hospital in Delhi to get the Crona TEST done?". The Minister said" Yes anybody can TASTE."
Likewise online orders and payments are OWNLINE and when some
News readers in TV Channels say a notoarious thief has been RESTED , dont jump into thinking that he has ben given well desrved rest for all his nocturnal labours but jost only ARRESTED.
Another pitfall for many is the cofusion between INCIDENTS and INCIDENCES so much so that when the news of INCIDENCES of police highhandedness is read what is meant are INCIDENTS
In Panjab , the first syllable is usually contracted when speaking in any language. As a result MARUTHI becomes MRUTHI , KAROL BAGH as ROLBAGH and KAILASH as KLASH. A LAWYER is a LIER. as many would say. It is Coronoa Virus these days and LOCK DOWN is LOK DOWN , perhaps aptly since people (LOK) are indeed down in spirit
This was hilarious.
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